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Big News Now is pretty funny stuff! Read every issue!
Awww, thank you, Joel. You're pretty funny too.
Beauty. You're putting Fox News out of business with this one! In an inbox filled with spam, this is a delight.
Whatever your name is, thank you! I appreciate the encouragement.
I, personally, will do everything I can to keep bacon and eggs together. I think smothering both with cheese in an omelette may help.
Paul, fortunately neither Egg nor Bacon has the money to live independently of the other. So even though they're divorcing, they'll still have to live together in the same refrigerator, but now on different shelves.
Big News Now is pretty funny stuff! Read every issue!
Awww, thank you, Joel. You're pretty funny too.
Beauty. You're putting Fox News out of business with this one! In an inbox filled with spam, this is a delight.
Whatever your name is, thank you! I appreciate the encouragement.
I, personally, will do everything I can to keep bacon and eggs together. I think smothering both with cheese in an omelette may help.
Paul, fortunately neither Egg nor Bacon has the money to live independently of the other. So even though they're divorcing, they'll still have to live together in the same refrigerator, but now on different shelves.